| RoundRd | OverallPick | Team | Player |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | San Diego Whale VaginasSan Diego Whale Vaginas | Chad GomesC Gomes (C) |
| 1 | 2 | Washington SenatorsWashington Senators | Jeffrey WilliamsonJ Williamson (P) |
| 1 | 3 | Long Island HustleLong Island Hustle | Arthur BlackburnA Blackburn (RF) |
| 1 | 4 | Burke BullsBurke Bulls | Nathaniel JohnsonN Johnson (P) |
| 1 | 5 | Hometown GreysHometown Greys | Arlen HammontreeA Hammontree (P) |