Herp Derps
Key Players
| Current Season | Career | |||||||||||||
| Pos | Name | Salary | G | AVG | R | HR | RBI | SB | G | AVG | R | HR | RBI | SB |
| CF | Frederick Schmidt | $4,748,000 | 40 | .376 | 26 | 8 | 28 | 0 | 680 | .365 | 383 | 99 | 436 | 4 |
| RF | Johnny Reber | $3,011,000 | 38 | .216 | 18 | 8 | 21 | 0 | 730 | .238 | 405 | 191 | 472 | 8 |
| 3B | Matthew Healy | $2,128,000 | 38 | .318 | 21 | 8 | 25 | 0 | 767 | .298 | 406 | 137 | 463 | 2 |
| 2B | Artie Fleckenstein | $1,915,000 | 39 | .205 | 18 | 9 | 24 | 0 | 796 | .258 | 480 | 234 | 605 | 73 |
| 2B | Stephen Kieffer | $1,376,000 | 40 | .189 | 15 | 4 | 18 | 0 | 471 | .251 | 199 | 41 | 192 | 4 |
| Current Season | Career | |||||||||||||
| Pos | Name | Salary | G | ERA | IP | W | SV | SO | G | ERA | IP | W | SV | SO |
| P | Clint Diaz | $6,105,000 | 8 | 3.06 | 53.0 | 4 | 0 | 45 | 168 | 2.04 | 1211.0 | 102 | 0 | 1284 |
| P | Ryan Loughran | $2,619,000 | 17 | 5.61 | 25.2 | 1 | 0 | 14 | 277 | 3.77 | 501.1 | 26 | 11 | 319 |
| P | Robert Medina | $2,350,000 | 13 | 6.35 | 11.1 | 0 | 10 | 6 | 294 | 3.19 | 375.2 | 26 | 123 | 356 |
| P | Eric McRae | $1,805,000 | 7 | 1.75 | 25.2 | 2 | 0 | 16 | 254 | 3.69 | 407.2 | 23 | 120 | 365 |
| P | Albert Mosley | $1,764,000 | 8 | 6.92 | 39.0 | 1 | 0 | 30 | 167 | 4.52 | 946.0 | 64 | 0 | 950 |

